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JC is so old....when he was a kid dirt was MUD!
 

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His Dad had to slide down the dinosaur's tail at quitting time

Jurrasic park brought back memories

he walked into an antique store.....and they kept him

the candles on his birthday cake are causing global warming

if he acted his age...he'd die

when he was born, the Dead Sea was just sick

he reads the Bible to reminisce
 

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The America of his youth was filled with wagon wheels
 

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JC is so old his birth certificate is expired
JC is so old his memory is in black and white
JC is so old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals
JC is so old his breasts squirt out powderd milk
JC's so old he knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything
JC is old I looked in his year book and saw jesus
JC's so old I told him to act his age and he died
JC's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back his odometer
JC's so old it looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap danced on his face
JC's so old I've seen stale rasins with less wrinkles
JC is so old his first job was as Cain and Abel's babysitter
JC's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories
JC's so old one of his pets was on on Noahs Ark
JC is so old his social security number is 1
 

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JC's so old he babysat for Jesus
JC's so old he called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight
JC's so old he co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments
JC's so old his sister dated moses
JC's so old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license
JC's so old he got the first copy of the Ten Commandments
JC is so old his social security card is in roman numerals
 

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JC's so old he has a picture of Jesus in his yearbook
JC's so old he has all the apostles in his black book
JC's so old he has an autographed bible
JC's so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince
JC's so old he knew Captain Crunch while he was still a private
JC's so old he knew Mr Clean when he had an afro
JC's so old he left her wallet on noahs ark
 

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JC's so old he needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers
JC's so old he owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
JC's so old he owes Moses a quarter
JC's so old he recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch
JC's so old he remembers what life was like before the ice age
JC's so old he took his drivers test on a dinosaur
JC's so old he uses his hot flashes to heat a cup of Tea
JC's so old he walked into an antique store and they kept him
 

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JC's so old he went to an antiques auction and three people bid on him
JC's so old he's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible
JC's So old he went blind from the big bang
JC's so old he DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party
JC's so old he drove a chariot to high school
JC's so old that when God said let the be light he hit the switch
 

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JC's so old that when he was in school there was no history class
JC's so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake
JC's so old the fire department's on standby when you light his birthday cake
JC's so old they ask to check his bags and he's not carrying any luggage
JC's so old vultures constantly circle his house
JC's so old when Moses parted the Red Sea he found him fishing on the other side
 

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JC's so old when he ran the 100 meter dash they timed him with a sundial
JC's so old when he reads the bible he reminisces
JC's so old when he was a kid there was no old spice it was called baby spice
JC's so old when he was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick
JC's so old when he was young rainbows were black and white
JC's so old you put him in a museum instead of an old folks home
 

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JC is so old he remembers when Sen. Byrd was just a hatchling!:eek:
 
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