#1:
Hey, ya' got Pac Man?
No.
Ya' got Space Invaders?
Nope.
Ya' got Asteroids?
Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
#2:
Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
UH...
Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
#3:
Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
#4:
My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
My brother's gonna shit!
Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
#5:
Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?