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Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
>
> Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of
> Switzerland.
>
> Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went
> up to
> a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. !
>
> The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
>
> As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is
> that man
> going into the barn?"
>
> "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to
> stay for
> the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn."
>
> The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate
> of
> food for him and then took it out to the barn.
>
> About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled
> and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.
>
> The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps
> the
> man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the
> barn,!
> and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her
> blouse
> buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to bed.
>
> The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued
> on his
> journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
>
> When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she
> broke
> into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she
> cried. "We
> made such passionate love last night!"
>
> "What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking
> for
> the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.
>
> The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with
> my
> daughter!"
>
> The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next
> to his
> mouth, and yelled out.....
>
> "LAIDTHEOLADEETOO"
 
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