[Quads]

The Top 5 Signs You're Playing Too Much Poker

5> Kenny Rogers' new song mentions you by name.

4> In an effort to keep you playing longer, partypoker.com
FedExes espresso and meth to your house.

3> When the police officer says you're speeding, you respond,
"I think you're bluffing, be-yotch!"

2> Through an utterly unforeseen chain of events, you've just
won '80s pop star Rick Astley.

1> Your face a static mask showing no emotion, you stare
across the table a full five minutes before passing the salt
at dinner.

 

[solring]

2> Through an utterly unforeseen chain of events, you've just won '80s pop star Rick Astley.

This one, I just don't get...

 

[Swanky]

6> If someone says they have a hot flush, you no longer think it could be menopause!