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The Top 5 Signs You're Playing Too Much Poker

5> Kenny Rogers' new song mentions you by name.

4> In an effort to keep you playing longer,
FedExes espresso and meth to your house.

3> When the police officer says you're speeding, you respond,
"I think you're bluffing, be-yotch!"

2> Through an utterly unforeseen chain of events, you've just
won '80s pop star Rick Astley.

1> Your face a static mask showing no emotion, you stare
across the table a full five minutes before passing the salt
at dinner.
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