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Man and his wife are walking along the sidewalk when a
shabby looking bum stops them and ask for two dollars
for food.
The man takes two dollars out of his wallet then says,
"If I give this to you, will you buy booze with it?"
Bum says, "On, no, I quit drinking years ago."
Man then asks. "Will you gamble it away?"
Bum answers, "No, sir, I don't gamble anymore."
Man asks, "Will you use this for green fees to play a
round of golf?"
Bum says, "Hell, no! I haven't played golf in twenty
years! Are you gonna give me the two bucks or what?"
"Calm down," says the man. "I just wanted to show my
wife what a man looks like if he gives up drinking,
gambling, and playing golf."
shabby looking bum stops them and ask for two dollars
for food.
The man takes two dollars out of his wallet then says,
"If I give this to you, will you buy booze with it?"
Bum says, "On, no, I quit drinking years ago."
Man then asks. "Will you gamble it away?"
Bum answers, "No, sir, I don't gamble anymore."
Man asks, "Will you use this for green fees to play a
round of golf?"
Bum says, "Hell, no! I haven't played golf in twenty
years! Are you gonna give me the two bucks or what?"
"Calm down," says the man. "I just wanted to show my
wife what a man looks like if he gives up drinking,
gambling, and playing golf."
