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Things have been a little quiet here the last few days so I thought I would take a poll!!! Just to give us something to talk about!!! So throw it out there!!!

Mine is "Smokey and the Bandit" I have seen it almost 300 times (in my much younger days).
 

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Office Space
Old School
Matrix Trilogy
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
M. Night Shamalyn Films

When I come to think of it, I love all movies just about but I have not kept track of times watched.

Daddy, that is 25 days worth of movie watching.......that is some valuable poker time that was lost.
 
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Daddy's right...What's up with it being so quiet? Did the boss all of a sudden start looking over our shoulders???

My answer though is "Das Boot"

("The Boat"...I do prefer the English version...)
 
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OK...I give in...All of those would definitely get at least an honorable mention on my list...
 
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You guys are freakin' me out. Do those movie web sites really have the dialogue from the entire frickin' movie???
 

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What web sites? All of MY quotes (or quotisms) are coming from the gray matter beween my ears. Maybe that's why I can't remember stuff more than 20 minutes ago.....

You guys can't quote Holy Grail word for word? Hmmmm..... I see, we're going to need some new requirements to get into BYOC.

We should be able to recreate the whole movie (within a couple thousand words) from rote memory. Jeez - kids these days......

You're not my king - I didn't vote for you!...

We're knights of the Camleot, we like to sing and dance-a-lot....
What a silly place...

None shall pass.....I'll bite your kneecap....

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead....I'm not dead yet...I think I'll go for a stroll....

How do you know she's a witch? She turned me into a newt (I got bettah)
What do we do with witches? Burn them , burn them. What else burns? Wood. What else does wood do? It floats. What else floats? Very small pebbles? A duck! Therefore..... if she weighs as much as a duck she's a........A Witch, a witch.......burn her, burn her.....

Tell them we already got one! Silly English pigdog kinniggets! I'll fart in your general direction.....

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away, away, bravely ran away....

Bring me a shrubbery!... and then go into the forrest and cut down the biggest tree with a herring!........

Oh dear, my twin sister Zoot has been playing with the grail beacon again. Bad, bad, zoot. Naughty, evi,l Zoot! We'll have to punish her... a spanking, yes you'll have to spank her. Then me (and me, and me.....) And then the Oral sex!......

Message for you sir. I'm not dead yet. It's merely a flesh wound....

You're going to marry that girl. But I don't want to get married. What's not to love? She's a lovely girl with large..... tracts of land......

You stay here and guard the door and make sure he don't leave and
nobody else enters. Got it?...........

I'm sorry, but I seemed to have murdered much of your wedding party. Let's not quibble over oo kille oo.......

Some call me Tim!?...beware the evil monster that guards those caves..it's wiley, clever, beast with fangs......

That's the monster? - it's just a bunny rabbit....... Run away, run away...

Bring on the Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch....1,2, 5 - I mean 3.....

....you'll find what you seek in the castle Aaa
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He must have died while chisleing it!......

Answer me these questions 3.... What is your name? Sir Gawain. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail? What is your favorite color? Blue I mean gree...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.


That's about it I think - did I leave any significant scenes out (not counting visual stuff - the coconuts etc)?
 
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I suppose if we're not catching fish Sat morning, you could always entertain us with a performance...
 
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You guys having trouble getting to the Evites this morning? I can hit the Evite site, but the invitations themselves are not opening. I don't know if it's them or the network here at work. (Maybe it's the bosses way of finally telling me to get my ass back to earning my pay.)
 
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