DRUNK!

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and as he
is stumbling back and forth, a cop on the beat sees him and
approaches "Can I help you sir?", the officer asks politely.
Yessh! Ossifer, sssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Well, where was your car the last time you saw
it?"
It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's
"manhood" is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks
the man,
Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out.........
Oh my God ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!