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> > A touching story...
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> > A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
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> > Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
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> > The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
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> > The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
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> > The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
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> > The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
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> > The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been fucked?"
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> > The fellow's heart started beating faster as he replied, "No."
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> > She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
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> >
> > A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
> >
> > Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
> >
> > The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
> >
> > The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
> >
> > The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
> >
> > The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
> >
> > The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been fucked?"
> >
> > The fellow's heart started beating faster as he replied, "No."
> >
> > She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."