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> > A touching story...
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> > A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
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> > Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
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> > The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
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> > The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
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> > The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
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> > The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
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> > The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been fucked?"
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> > The fellow's heart started beating faster as he replied, "No."
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> > She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
 

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Geez, J P! Picking through the old threads to "bump" the old post count, are we?? :lol:

Well, you will be over 1,000 in about a week. I have to give you that!! :thumb:

On an unrelated note, what were your pork bbq instructions again? I have a house full of Filipino women (in laws, wifey's cousins, neices, it's a regular hen fest :rolleyes: )and the wife wants me to make bbq for them next week.

I am doing pretty good with the Smokenator, so say I give it 3-4 hours in there at 225 degrees with smoke and moisture. Then you put in the crock pot on HIGH, right?

Do you sauce it? Put in some vinegar-type mop sauce? Water? Help me understand how you finish this up, will you bud? I have to try it. Do you trim more of the fat, or will it break down like it will in the grill? Of course in the grill, it drips away from the meat. In the crock pot it gets stuck.

Thanks, I'm anxious to give this a try.
 

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no ...I am bumping old threads that might go well in some of the other forums and when I find a gem by Quads I feel obligated to bump it!

this thread reminds of the old jokes

what do you call a man with no arms and legs?

in the river.....Bob

on the front stoop....Matt

hanging on the wall.....Art

in a pile of leaves....Russell

as a cap on your head...Bill


feel free to add your own favorites
 

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no ...I am bumping old threads that might go well in some of the other forums and when I find a gem by Quads I feel obligated to bump it!

this thread reminds of the old jokes

what do you call a man with no arms and legs?

in the river.....Bob

on the front stoop....Matt

hanging on the wall.....Art

in a pile of leaves....Russell

as a cap on your head...Bill


feel free to add your own favorites
Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs waterskiing?




A. Skip
 

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no ...I am bumping old threads that might go well in some of the other forums and when I find a gem by Quads I feel obligated to bump it!

this thread reminds of the old jokes

what do you call a man with no arms and legs?

in the river.....Bob

on the front stoop....Matt

hanging on the wall.....Art

in a pile of leaves....Russell

as a cap on your head...Bill


feel free to add your own favorites
What do you call:

A woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilene

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs on the wall?
Curt and Rod

What do you call a dog with no legs in the water?
Bob Barker

What do you call a guy with legs cut off at the knee?
Neil
 

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What do you call:

A woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilene

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs on the wall?
Curt and Rod

What do you call a dog with no legs in the water?
Bob Barker

What do you call a guy with legs cut off at the knee?
Neil

good ones...sick, demented...but good ones!
 
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