[Guest]

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his
deplorable infidelity.
Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off..
Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.


Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The
little girl was just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden,
the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then
flies off.


Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was
that?" Not wanting to expose his nine-year-old daughter to anything
sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug,
honey. "


The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few
minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?

 

[Rob]

YAJ (yet another joke...)

A man and his wife were driving away from a garden party fighting so badly that they were oblivious to their surroundings. As the man was driving, naturally he ran a stop sign. Naturally they were pulled over.

The husband had been pissed from the arguement with his wife, and was furious over having been stopped.

"What the hell do You want" was the greeting the officer received.
"I told him he was driving too fast, Officer, but he would'nt listen!" said his wife.
"Will you shut the hell up!" he shouts at her.
"And then, when we approached the stop sign, I told him to stop! " She continued, "But he never listens to me!"
"Shut the fuck up!" he screams "Will you keep you fucking mouth shut??!"
The office took all this in, and leaned forward: "Does he always talk to you this way, Ma'm?"
"Oh no Officer," she stated, "only when he's drinking."

 

[The Rope]

What do you call a smiling man with a pussy in his mouth?


A gladiator.

 

[The Rope]

A guy asks his wife, why do I always get a boner when I look in the mirror? She said, because your dick thinks you're a pussy too.

 

[Debacle]

What do you call a smiling man with a pussy in his mouth?


A gladiator.

Took me a second. Had to say it REEEAAAAALLLLL slow.

 

[Guma]

Edit: Nevermind

Just saw the OP was from 2004