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Old 04-08-2018, 12:28 AM
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a piece of your thumb with a deli slicer.

It hurts.

It was the left hand though, so I should still be able to shoot guns in the desert.
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Old 04-08-2018, 07:25 AM
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Ouch! Good thing it was the left thumb ... you can still whack off!
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Yeah, but can you play poker? I mean, not that you were any good before...this just might make it even worse.
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Shuffling chips or cards is out.
But bring cash or cryptos to AZ and we'll see.
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Dipshit..... you didn’t have much to start with, coulda been the entire hand.
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Went to get the stitches out today.
No good. Gotta cook another 4 days.

Ugh.
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Did it In1979 while slicing bacon in a meat market when i was in high school. When i wasn't looking one of the older guys stuck it in my back pocket, parents came to get me and they laughed their ass off when they were told where the chunk of my thumb was.
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Anything changed in how you use it? Picking things up, snapping fingers, typing, etc.?

At least it wasn't your toe - heard that completely screws up your balance.
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Default Re: I don't recommend whacking off

Nooner is so short and has a low center of gravity, I don't think losing a toe would affect him...
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