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I don't recommend whacking off

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#1 ·
a piece of your thumb with a deli slicer.

It hurts.

It was the left hand though, so I should still be able to shoot guns in the desert.
 
#6 ·
Dipshit..... you didn’t have much to start with, coulda been the entire hand. ;)
 
#8 ·
Did it In1979 while slicing bacon in a meat market when i was in high school. When i wasn't looking one of the older guys stuck it in my back pocket, parents came to get me and they laughed their ass off when they were told where the chunk of my thumb was.
 
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