WANTED: Used Kayak

[bobjenkins79]

I want one.

I live in Central Missouri, and I'm willing to make a road trip of it.

[syklopz]

I used to know a guy with one in Kona...

[Swanky]

I used to know a guy with one in Kona...
I was there when he bought it.
Went with, nice kayak.
And a nice spot from where we picked it up.
Aahhh Kona....
:D

[bobjenkins79]

I've got a feeling I'm missing a story here....

[Quads]

Yes you are. Leave it alone.

[j p frog]

(sing this to the Brady Bunch Melody)

It's a story
of a virgin named Scotty
who was living with a cat all his own,
Playing poker, making money, he was all alone

then the one day when this fella met a hooker
who was tricking and manicuring all day long
she liked finer things, and loved to cook
But she loathed fat johns.

Although warned the fella thought he had a chance,
talking politics and guns all night long,
the hooker said chubby, no thanks for now
Once again he was all alone.

then the one day when this fella met a neighbor
and her roommate who were sunning on the deck
he looked out the window and got a woody
cause they were almost undressed.

Then one day the roomy left the house sadly,
screaming unfairness at the way she was kicked out,
the fella didn't listen and adored the neighbor,
as she was "uber hot"

The neighbor had a druggie boyfriend,
the fella wanted to shoot some holes in him,
the neighbor kicked him out and went home
and the fella was all alone.

The fellas friends all tried to warn him,
that he was setting himself up for a fall,
he laughed and continued his stupid stories,
then he was all alone.

[JCinPA]

You're really taking a risk there, JP! ;)

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/6077/ban20hammer1gq4fw9.jpg


Actually that was pretty good. I don't think Buchananite needs to worry yet, but it's not bad!

[Shadow]

-rep for the references.

+rep for lyrics.

net nothing. WTG!

[j p frog]

-rep for the references.

+rep for lyrics.

net nothing. WTG!

don't be a hater:)

[bobjenkins79]

I thought it was pretty creative. :thumb:

[Oz]

Back to the OP ---

What are you wanting? Sit on / in? Length? What will you use it for - whitewater - recreation?

I picked one from a local mom and pop shop for $500 brand new. It was just what I wanted. There are many mods you can do to a yak - I set mine up for fishing.

[bobjenkins79]

What are you wanting? Sit on / in? Length? What will you use it for - whitewater - recreation?

Mostly exercise, playing around. I'd like to run some rivers with it eventually.

I'm going to look around & try to find one made in the usa....good luck w/ that.