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JCinPA
12-30-2008, 07:27 AM
Well, it's not bacon, but it is PIG! I love bean soup with ham. Decided to use the rest of the Christmas ham for this last night.

Pot with the ham bone, beans and veggies simmering. . .

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The ham ready to be chopped. Yeah, I know. It's not really bean soup with ham,

it's ham soup with beans. What can I say, I like ham?

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Ham chopped and ready to go later.


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Waiting while it simmers. Yeah, go Israel! Pound those Hamas fuckers!

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The bone is out now, waiting to be stripped.

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Ah! Dinner is served!


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Wifey liked it so much, it earned me a nice toss!

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Edit: Forgot the recipe first time around. :oops:

I use the dry bean mix, Like Hambeens 15 Bean Mix or other. This one was a store-brand, I think, but was the mix. You can use Navy beans or a mix of beans and peas, it's pretty basic stuff, so it's very flexible.

Save the bone from a ham with a generous amount of meat on it, and if you like "bean" soup that's it. You strip the bone and chop what was on it for the ham. If you're like me, however, save a bunch of ham to chop and add later. My soup is really better described as ham soup with beans. . .not the other way around. But again, you kind of toss this together any way you like. I don't measure much of anything.

Prepare the beans as per the package label. You can soak overnight, then drain and cook (preferred), or use the quick method of boiling for ten minutes or so, then letting the beans sit for an hour in the hot water, then drain and cook.

To the drained soaked beans add:

About a cup of diced carrot
About a cup of diced celery (I use a little of the leaves on for flavor)
About a cup of chopped onion
two-three cloves of garlic, pressed or finely minced
2 tablespoons butter

Sautee the carrot, celery and onion in the butter until the onions are tender, add the garlic, then cook one minute more. Then add a quart of chicken stock and a quart of water and the ham bone.

Add one teaspoon mustard powder
1/2 teaspoon ground white pepper
2 bay leaves

Bring all this to a boil, then reduce heat, cover and simmer for about an hour, stirring occasionally. Have a scotch, read the paper. Chop the rest of the ham.

Pull out the bone and strip it, chopping the meat, and add that plus the extra chopped ham to the pot. I add a half teaspoon of chili powder but that's optional. Simmer, covered for another half hour.

Then add 2 tablespoons minced Italian flatleaf parsley, a few dashes of hot sauce (optional, you're not trying to make this into chili, however, just add a little bit of zing to an other wise bland but savory soup), salt and pepper to taste.

Serve with a nice crusty bread, a salad and some red wine.

I did this from memory, sorry I didn't list all the ingredients first, I wrote it down as I ran the process through my head chronologically again.

If you live in a wintry clime, this is awesome on a snow storm day in front of the fireplace. Almost guaranteed to get you laid, but you may eat enough of it you won't be able to perform. ;)

JCinPA
12-30-2008, 07:28 AM
Thanks for the new sig, Sunset. :rolleyes:

Wedge Rock
12-30-2008, 09:59 AM
The pig. Proof positive that God thinks Muslims are wrong...

canman60
12-30-2008, 10:24 AM
That's some good eatin there man. yum yum.......:D

JCinPA
12-30-2008, 01:21 PM
Hilarious! Wifey liked it so much, I came home early hoping for a 'nooner'.

As soon as I came in the door she started complaining about the soup. Had more for lunch, and now she says, "I can't stop FARTING!"


I can't stop laughing! :p

Swanky
01-04-2009, 05:40 PM
Damn, that looked a bit of all right!
:D

JCinPA
01-04-2009, 05:42 PM
A little dash of hot sauce and a nice lager, and I think it would be called . . .how do you say it down there?

Top Tucker! (pronounced Top TuckAH! IIRC) ;)

Did a little 'work' with the AAF back in the day.

Swanky
01-04-2009, 10:54 PM
That's RAAF, we still work for the Queen!
But yup, top tucker!
:D

Wedge Rock
01-05-2009, 04:44 PM
Where's the recipe in this thread?

JCinPA
01-05-2009, 07:24 PM
Crap! Sorry Wedge! I was so preoccupied with the pics, I forgot the recipe.

Added to the OP.

John

Wedge Rock
01-06-2009, 09:13 AM
Thanks for the recipe! I'll give it a whirl.

Almost guaranteed to get you laid, but you may eat enough of it you won't be able to perform. ;)

I'll hafta let you know...on both counts.

JCinPA
01-06-2009, 05:25 PM
Ooooof! Finally finished off the last of that damn soup! It makes a TON!

I don't want to see bean soup again this season. On to other things.

j p frog
12-27-2010, 09:26 AM
Ooooof! Finally finished off the last of that damn soup! It makes a TON!

I don't want to see bean soup again this season. On to other things.

that is why you have a vacuum sealing machine to freeze the leftovers for a later time. Atleast that's what I do sir.

Quads
12-27-2010, 09:58 AM
Missed this thread the first time.
This is something along the lines of what I'm looking to make with it.
We ate all the leftovers we had with the bone, so now it's just the bone. I'd have to pick up more ham, but that's not a problem.

Thanks for bumping John.

ACE'S FULL
12-27-2010, 12:30 PM
I love ham & beans... Great for cold days and this warms you to the core and sprinkle some red pepper and fix some corn bread. Hells Ya!!!

Warmage
12-27-2010, 06:38 PM
The longer the beans soak, the less likely they are to cause gas. Also, don't use the same water you used to soak the beans in the soup.

http://www.savvyvegetarian.com/svreports/beans_without_gas.pdf (http://www.beanbible.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=19&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0)

Note: This MAY NOT work for you, but it sure seems to help.

Quads
12-27-2010, 07:30 PM
I don't mind dropping air biscuits. The Wifey won't eat the soup (not a fan of beans) and the kids are 2 and 4. Farts are 100% down right solid entertainment. I'd add broccoli and dried peaches to it if I could.

j p frog
01-08-2011, 06:16 PM
I am hooked on this soup...I added a couple small cubed taters and some dried cilantro and the recommended chili powder....fuggin A wonderful! thanks big J!

JCinPA
01-08-2011, 06:30 PM
Yeah, it's so simple, you can modify it like you did. Someone said in another thread toss the seasoning packet that comes with it. I like it, but like you did, you can add some chili powder and cilantro. Some folks have added Italian Seasoning. I always add a little Tabasco. Hard to go wrong with this one. Love those Hambeens!

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Quads
01-11-2011, 09:23 AM
I'd love to be hooked on it, but apparently my Wifey thought she was cleaning the fridge and threw out the bone after our run to Costco and Kroger and there "wasn't any more room in the fridge".

JCinPA
01-11-2011, 10:11 AM
Shit! I was so looking forward to your writeup of this one. Obviously I'm a ham and bean soup fan to have done a thread on it.

Well, get the bag of beans anyway and toss it in the pantry. Request a ham dinner again, then you'll be ahead of the game with the beans on the shelf. Nothing better than having a big pot of that stuff waiting after taking the tykes sledding or snowman building.

I'm getting hungry again. Hungry or horny, I seem to be able to do it at any time in any environment. :lol:

j p frog
01-11-2011, 12:29 PM
Shit! I was so looking forward to your writeup of this one. Obviously I'm a ham and bean soup fan to have done a thread on it.

Well, get the bag of beans anyway and toss it in the pantry. Request a ham dinner again, then you'll be ahead of the game with the beans on the shelf. Nothing better than having a big pot of that stuff waiting after taking the tykes sledding or snowman building.

I'm getting hungry again. Hungry or horny, I seem to be able to break wind at any time in any environment. :lol:

fyp sir!:rolleyes:

Wedge Rock
01-11-2011, 02:51 PM
I'd love to be hooked on it, but apparently my Wifey thought she was cleaning the fridge and threw out the bone after our run to Costco and Kroger and there "wasn't any more room in the fridge".

..and you need to talk to a divorce lawyer? What are you getting at here?

Wedge Rock
01-11-2011, 02:53 PM
BTW, Dan's Giant Submarines on Orchard Lake just north of Grand River (Farmington). Best ham EVAR (fuck Honeybaked).

JCinPA
01-11-2011, 04:50 PM
I'm getting hungry again. Hungry or horny, I seem to be able to break wind at any time in any environment.

Well, that too. :oops:

Don't tell me it doesn't happen to you!

Quads
01-11-2011, 07:31 PM
BTW, Dan's Giant Submarines on Orchard Lake just north of Grand River (Farmington). Best ham EVAR (fuck Honeybaked).

Fuck that. Pappa Joes.
Woodward and 15ish.